



Fine! I cared. I’m a girly-girl. I like boys and I don’t like it when they’re mean to me and I don’t like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends. I’m not that cool, okay, I’m not Juno, homeslice.


Jeff: Britta, you are gonna make a terrible therapist. And if you need to talk to someone about that. I don’t recommend you.